I'm even better than this...

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不成功便成仁

Idiots

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

My long lost cousin

"My purple polar bear is testimony to IKEA's brainwashing power - what do I need a purple polar bear for?? I don't!! But there it is - sat in my bedroom!! Forever reminding me of how weak I was and how easily I was tempted :-(" comment by Marky Mark

Free throws are free

"Fifty-eight percent; 71 percent from the 3; 100 percent from the foul line. At least the foul line wasn't guarded," Doc Rivers after the Celtics lost 112-114 to the Raptors.

Besieged

九里山前摆战场；乌江岸上困霸王

Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid. -- from the 2008 Depair, Inc. calendar